The mailman that delivers to my office always has a joke to tell as he drops off our mail. Usually I don't get to hear them, since my office is in the back corner, far from the front door. Sometimes I get lucky, though, and I'm up front when he comes in.
Here's a couple of jokes he has told lately:
They recently completed some drug testing at the Post Office. Do you know what drug they didn't find in any of the employees? Speed.
Q: Why do single men live longer than married men?
A: Because they want to.
A blonde just got her first cell phone. A couple of days later, she was shopping at the mall and her phone rang. She answered it and it was her boyfriend calling. After a few minutes of conversation, she said, "I didn't tell you I was going to the mall. How did you know to call me here?"
Funny funny mailman.
4 comments:
Funny funny mailman. Also funny that he looks exactly like Mr. Speedy Delivery.
And how did that blonde's boyfriend know she was going to be at the mall??
You like that pic of Mr. McFeely I found? I don't have a picture of our mailman, so I used a pic of Mr. Rogers' mailman. It was either that or Cliff from Cheers.
I love it. Speedy delivery! Speedy delivery!
I'm just so happy that you have a reference to Mr. Rogers on your blog. I miss that show.
Mr. McFeely's a pretty creepy name, though. Good thing I didn't realize that when I was a kid.
Funny mailman.
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