Saturday, February 7, 2009

Demorgatization

My sister and I (mostly my sister) made up a new word today.  It's demorgatization.  It is defined by us as what happens when you chew gum so long that it loses all its qualities of gum.  You know what I mean, don't you?  You chew and chew and long after the flavor is gone, your gum suddenly becomes a blob of disgusting mess inside your mouth.  

Here's an example:

Me: "Eww!"

You: "What's wrong?"

Me: "I was chewing this pomegranate gum and all of a sudden it demorgatized!" 

You: "Oh, that's sick.  Spit it out before it becomes an ooze that you won't be able to wash away!"

Me: "Too late."

So there you go.  Please pass this word on to others and use it in your daily speech.  I really want it to appear in the dictionary soon.

Thank you.

1 comment:

tammy said...

Demorgatization sounds like it should mean foreclosure or something. Like you don't have a mortgage anymore. I think 'ickywad' is better.