Here are some jokes for your Monday morning. They might not be politically-correct, so if you are easily offended, maybe you should just keep on surfing.
Are you ready? Here we go!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the front porch?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bushes?
Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to waterski?
Skip
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a stream?
Brooke
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot of water?
Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who also has no head?
Chester
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who fell in a meat grinder?
Chuck
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole 6 feet deep?
Doug
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole 3 feet deep?
Douglas
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the restroom?
John
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a piece of paper?
Mark
I'm so immature.
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3 comments:
Taylor and Boo are going to love these. They already love the "Bob" joke and use it everytime we're in the water, so these others will be a sure hit.
...and yes, you are immature.
But immaturity is a good thing sometimes.
Thanks for using my cell phone. Be sure to email me all my text messages too.
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