I guess it could be worse, though. Here I sit in a comfortably-heated office, while my sister is riding with her son on a big yellow school bus to the zoo. They are going to freeze!
Anyway, a new month is here, so that means I need to change the page of my Demotivator wall calendar. Do you know about Demotivators? They are pretty pictures and nice sayings designed to give you less reason to work harder or be more productive. This month's is called "Customer Care." I'm not necessarily saying that this is my company's unwritten motto...
I think Demotivators are hilarious. My wife introduced me to them when I was in college, and she has given me a Demotivator calendar every year for... how many years now? At least our entire marriage, I think. There are more than 90 different de-motivating thoughts. I dare you to read them and not laugh out loud. I thought about typing them all out--or posting all the pictures--for your enjoyment, but when you read the one called "Procrastination," you'll see why I didn't.
Okay, I'll post one more picture. It's one of my absolute favorites. My mother-in-law works in a high school career center and likes to put this picture on the wall...
Some kids don't get it. They're the same ones who will soon be asking you, "You wanna super size that?"
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I love demotivators! Taylor would look at that last pic and say, Mmmmm......fries. Then he would launch into the I work at Burger King song. He's not even here, but I know that's what he'll say. I'll test it out when he gets home.
Wow. 34 degrees. I think we're going be about 85.
And ahhh....laziness...
Yep. That's what Taylor said. He also said you're funny.
(and how funny that your word verification thingy said "tdogslw" for this comment since I was talking about T-dog. T-dog slaw.)
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